January 2012
38 posts
2 tags
Jan 1st
December 2011
47 posts
Dec 30th
9,231 notes
1 tag
me: wow everything seems right for once
life: hold on let me fuck it up
Dec 29th
38,768 notes
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Me: I hate that Flo Rida song
Best friend: (thinking I said Flo Rida "thon") Like a Flo Rida marathon?
Dec 29th
1 tag
Dec 28th
10 notes
2 tags
Facebook annoyance #434745758745676
When people tag themselves when they’re out at a completely random stupid place. Okay okay maybe you want to share this awesome new restaurant you’ve found with your facebook buddies. Thats acceptable. But no one cares that you’re at publix doing your weekly shopping. Or I’m sorry whole foods. You’re a better person than I am.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
People who live in glass mental asylums shouldn’t throw stones.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
56,042 notes
2 tags
Dec 25th
4 tags
Dec 25th
4 tags
Dec 25th
2 notes
3 tags
Dec 22nd
10 notes
Dec 22nd
299,984 notes
2 tags
Dec 22nd
4,694 notes
2 tags
Dec 22nd
1,179 notes
3 tags
Dec 22nd
31 notes
4 tags
Dec 22nd
94,564 notes
1 tag
Whats the name of that one Skrillex song that goes WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
Dec 22nd
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I don’t really understand when couples declare their love to one another on each others walls. Why don’t they just text that shit to each other? -_____-  
Dec 22nd
3 tags
"Fixing" something no one said needed fixing.
The jokes on you facebook. I don’t think I’ve ever used you enough for there to even be a significant “timeline”. Nice try.
Dec 20th
4 tags
Dec 19th
160 notes
1 tag
Dec 18th
2 tags
Dec 18th
18 notes
2 tags
Dec 16th
2 tags
Dec 16th
4 tags
Dec 16th
1 tag
Dec 16th
1 tag
Dec 16th
4 tags
Dec 16th
1 tag
RIP laptop I've had since I was 16
Dec 15th
3 tags
Dec 13th
4 tags
Dec 13th
1,696 notes
3 tags
o___O
me: you're my one that got away
best friend: baby kangaroo tribbiani
Dec 13th
1 tag
If only I had the guts to say "ugh just stop" on...
Dec 13th
1 tag
Dec 13th
101,031 notes
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Haligh, Haligh, a Lie, Haligh
Dec 13th
1 tag
Dec 13th
10,990 notes
I don't like being friends with robots.
Dec 12th
3 tags
Dec 9th
17 notes
Dec 9th
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1 tag
Dec 9th
30,609 notes
2 tags
Dec 9th
75 notes
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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2 tags
Dec 1st
14 notes
3 tags
Dec 1st
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